Arre huzzoor, waah Taj Boliye.....
Last week was really hectic, with another set of mid sems goin on... six exams over in 3 days again... pain lasted fr only a shorter duration. but i m not goin to bore u with description... they hv become a part n parcel of life here... isliye no more prattle abt the exams now.....We went to Taj for the 'Chaos' party a week earlier. n i shud admit tht i was pretty excited by the same. This has been the first time when i got an opportunity to go to this place. I hv been to a no of so called '5-star places' earlier, but Taj's mention holds a separate charm. I called up mom n told her- ' mummy, i m goin to Taj fr dinner today.... n all expenses r insti paid' n came the terse reply: 'phir to tu aaj bhookha hi aayega '..
When i reached there, i was amazed by the ambience the place offered.... the big lawn, swimming pool where a number of us tried our swimming skills.. gud starters in food n we were really hungry fr the dinner..... all plates of starters were quickly gobbled up in a total 'junglee' fashion :p. n then came the food... a damp squib... really pathetic... searched the whole dictionary after coming back... but cud not find anything tht even remotely resembled tht crap...... worse than the food at engg mess i earlier had in my life... wonder how people r ready to pay such a high premium over such food... n how these hotel guys r able to supply this crap after charging so high.
i came back to the dorm n there was a call frm home.... it was mom on another side.... even before i cud utter sumthing... she said" beta, go to canteen n hv sumthing", n i was dumbstruck..... ab unhe kaise pata chala, i still dont hv any clue..... but one thing fr sure...... every mom knows her son best n i cud not help admiring her sixth sense :p
but the misery continue to unfold... pet kharab ho gaya....pressure started building up... n despite all my numerous attempts at releasing it, it did not left me fr next couple of days... n believe me its certainly not a 'nice' kinda situation to be in.... u go to bathroom n find its door locked.... n the inmate tells u to wait fr a minute before giving u a chance.... i realised tht how long a minute can be depends upon which side of bathroom door u r present :P. u realise everyone in the dorm is giving u tht strange n weird stare.... n the worst thing tht u feel totally powerless n dont hv any clue of how to stop it.
for next 3-4 days, i was in a totally ludicrously odd situation.... cud not eat much in the mess for the fear of worsening the situation i was already in... n people started wondering how a slim guy like me cud go on dieting... with a lot of fire fighting i was able to bring the situation under control... in the process i lost a couple of kgs in just over a span of 4 days... was just going thru the advertisement section of Hindu n saw one ad of a 'weight loss guaranteed' program n was wondering if Taj, Ahmedabad wud also offer the same package... wow wht an ad it wud be... live the luxorious life at Taj n lose weight along with it. i dont mind acting as a brand ambassador fr the same n dont get surprised if this story appears in a Taj ad in any newspaper in coming days in form of a 'weight-loss guaranteed' program :p.... when one dinner( tht too eaten in a very mild amount) can make u lose a couple of kgs, then their hospitality fr a couple of days wud certainly help u to get tht slim trim hour glass figure
another dorm is goin to Taj for Corp-D ( more abt corp-D in next post) in a couple of dayzzz..... n i sincerely wish tht they get a better deal... otherwise it wud be better fr us to stay away frm them fr a while... btw if anyone of u is planning to lose sum weight just tell me.. i wud send u all the details :) aur huzoor wah Taj boliye... mein to pichle kai din se bol raha hoon :p
posted by amit @ 12:39 AM
17 Comments:
U lost a couple of kgs in 4 days???
Bhaiyya jyada dieting mat karo.... gaayab ho jaoge. :P
Btw , I completely agree with what u said about Mumz.
They know what is going in our minds and lives, somehow.
ha ha ah :D
funny..
reg maa.. mujhe kabhie kushee kabhee gham ki yaad aagayi.
yes, moms knoe it better.
These places are good to visit because of their ambience but khana.......
east or west ghar ka khana is the best.
Sahi kaha bhai !
apun ko bhi Taj Delhi bi ok ok laga tha.IBM paid trip tha last year. The only eatable I cud admire there was the ice cream.Waise it was much more.. cud hav been a persons lunch alone :)
And what man !
U always loose and gain weight in kgs!
Dhyan rhe kabhi gayab mat ho jaana.
:)
i too hav put in a new post after a week of inactivity.
acha khaana aap logo ko hajam nahi hoga---ye baat mom aci tarah jaanti hai.
ur better suited to the mess food...so keep on enjoyin the mess food..u neednt even go to bathroom after havin that food...so no need of waiting and replying to those big eyes staring at u :P
Atul ne sahi kaha..achaa khana tum jaison ko pachega kahan jungliyon...:P
aur thodi tips AJ ko bhi de do woh bhi Jealous feel kar raha hai tumhaare weight reducing stunt se ;)
hmmm.....
yess mumz have a sixth, 7 th and 8th sense..its like if i used to cry in the first period in school , the first thing that mum wud ask me when i reached home 8th hours later wud be" aaj royi kya??"
its funny!!
Anyways i hope u are doing good now, bahar ka khana is a sad story anywayz.....
and yess loosing 3-4 kgs ina matter of a few days happed with me too, abhi recently cuz of a mouth ulcer
!!!!!!!!
ajeeb hai yeh duniya*philosophical luk*
@ shreyansh : haan yaar i m also worried about losing a lot of weight n getting vanished..... but kai baar situations aisi create ho jaati hai jin par apna bas nahin chalta.....n this was one of them :P
@ sridhar : 'kabhie khushi kabhi gam'...... sahi kah raha hai beedu
@ ritesh : yeah ghar ka khana rocks.......
@ aj : yaar pata nahin kyun wholesale mein deal karne ki aadat ban gayi hai.... MBA mein ek economy of scale ka funda hota hai.... bas tabhi... jab lose karta hoon to wholesale .... jab gain karta hoon tab bhi wholesale
@ atul : chintaa mat kar terko agle saal hostel dila doonga.... aur wahan ka khana khakar nani na yaad aa jaaye to kehna :p
@ aj : ajay is a quick learner.... ab tak to usne badi jagahon par khana khana shuru kar diya hoga..... read uska latest post.... he has also decided to start eating junk...
@ moonwalker : yeah moms rocks..... mouth ulcer waah ... tumhe input se problem thi aur mujhe ..... se :P
Ha ha ha !
Wash down whatever you eat exotic in those 5 star hotels with Vodka..
Seriously, It helps !
thanks a lot amit! :)
U have been tagged!!!
kindly honr it!
hey!!!amit boss mazza aa gaya. arey taaj ka raaj sabko bata diya aapne bade hi katilana aandaaz me!!!ghayal ho gaye boss!
hey amit ,
i sorry to tell u that u r my victim of a crazy tag :)
hope u make it ..
I heard chaos rocked this year n we guys (iitb) kicked some serious ass.
I hope aise Wah Taj !! treats aur hote rahein
Hi Amit!
Extremely hilarious post.
How's ur life going on?? trng kahan lagi?
btw, i am back in blogosphere after almost 3 months...n wht a time it has been.
debprotim
@ Venks : yaar Vodka may be a grt idea, but i havent tried it till now.... n still find it difficult to try fr the same.... kisi din try karoonga to bataunga... but fr present... no vodka fr me :p
@ binu : janab, aapke post ne meri kaafi saari problems solve kar di hai.... i now know where to direct sum of queries coming to me :p
@ moonwalker, : sure madam, wud try to do same... but given my limited capablities n self-consciousness, i feel its goin to take sumtime.... but i intend to honour it
@ pallavi : thankooo.... thankooo
@ sridhar : sure sir.... thoda time de do bas
@ ankit : yaar apna address de do... agli baar taj ka invite aaya to i wud fwd it to u... hope u too hv a rocking time :p
@ deb : bhai kahan gayab ho jaate ho.... achanak nazar aate ho phir gum ho jaate ho... btw when is the next update on ur blog coming... n whts goin on CAT n placement front
Yep, for the past 4 months or so i have been very erratic in blogging. Cat me nahi hua....got a percentile of 97 ....mainly quants me makha diya.
Well regarding plcmt ....woh bhi abhi tak nahi hua........though i am a topper out here in my dept. There is a lot of luck wrt to plcmts frm the campus. So at the moment my future is still uncertain. Lets see how everything turns up.....will keep u posted on tht front. The next post(long overdue) will come in 3 days n thts a promise.
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