Monday, September 05, 2005

Innovative ideas

Well just got a mail consisting of the funny one liners....seems people hv got very funny and innovative ideas to sell their products and services......

# Sign on a railway station in Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.

#Seen on a famous parlour in Mumbai:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.

#A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they, never will be ...

#Seen at a Coffin maker shop:
People are dying to use our services!!

#The last & the best one from the Indian Armed Forces:
"It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god".

amit

5 Comments:

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At 7:59 PM, Blogger Aj said...

hahahaa
Gud ones

Oh grrr... fir se i am in hurry
bcoz.........
http://maiaurmeritanhayi.blogspot.com/2005/09/me-vs-me-dicines.html

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger amit said...

@ rohit : welcome back man...u showed up after a long hiatus.....seems helL has taken its toll on u ....

@ aj : i think u hv more urgent 'urges' to complete as of now...so dont waste time now...just run fr ur life

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger God Krishna said...

nice blog man. keep up the good work.

 
At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

last wala is too good!!

 

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